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Is the Sky Really Falling?

The original Chicken Little story is a very old fairytale about a chicken walking in the woods who had an acorn (a nut from an oak tree) fall on her head. She panicked and in her fear, she convinced many of the friends that the sky was falling. They all ran to announce the the truth to the king, but in their fear and panic, along the way, they lost their cool, so when sly fox came along, he easily conned them away form their journey, and he ate them all for lunch.

Well, we've just had an exclusive conversation with Chicken Little's Great-to-the-37-generation granddaughter, and if you keep reading this story, you'll learn that Chicken Little was right. The truth is that she was framed and got a really bad rap, by a sly Fox named Banker Fox Banker, who was more interested in keeping all the goodies for himself than he was about the people knowing the truth.

You see, Banker Banker was supposed to be providing a public service, but instead he was conning everyone so he could keep most the fruits nuts and and berries for himself and for his cronies.

As it turns out, Chicken Little being both little and a chicken had some advantages over her bigger friends. We know this because of what really happened.

One day, Bouncer Brat the schoolyard's fifty-pound rat told Chicken that he would beat her up seven time seven if she didn't sneak through the gate and retrieve the football that had gotten kicked over the wall into that mysterious place know as the forbidden garden. Miss Little shook until some of her feathers started to fall out and the only reason she didn't pee the pants is because, like Donald of the Duck family, she never wore pants.

At that point, and seeing the yellow stained feathers flying, her friend, Pussy Cat Pussy, offered to help. Pussy Cat Pussy, offered to distract the guards with a siren-style dance in front of the gate while Chicken slipped into the forbidden garden.

Well, as you may have guessed, Pussy Cat Pussy had been around the block a time or two and knew exactly what to do. So when Pussy Cat Pussy did her dance, the guards lost minds, their brains dropped into their pants, and Chicken Little slipped quickly around their stomping feet and ran right into the forbidden garden.

What she encountered there was the shock of all shocks. The forbidden garden was not filled with devils, demon and two peckered wood peckers as everybody had been told for about the last one-hundred years. It actually was the So-Ho-Ho branch of the long-lost Garden of Eden.

As it turns out the Garden of Eden is not just one big garden, but instead is huge network of relatively small, independent, interconnected gardens. They are sort of like the library system in the United states. Some are big, some are small. They are all over the place and seem unrelated to each other, and at the same time, they're connected to each other. In the case of the Gardens of Eden, their connected by what, to the unschooled, may look like a doorway into a horizontal tornado. But we are getting way ahead of ourselves, so we'll save that part of the story for another time.

To Be Continued.

Well, as it turned out, Miss Little may have been little in body, when it came to knowing what a Twintarion Two-and-Two was for, there was very little that little Miss Chicken Little missed.

She soon ran into Broken-Crown Jack of the Jake and Jill fame. As it turns out, all the up-the-hill-for-water stuff was a cover story to distract attention from the fact that Jack was having a torrid love affair with Jill,

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As it turns out, the Banker Fox Banker's family had been bribing one of God's illegitimate kids, a cosmic con artist named Ralph Bushy-Tooshy, for several generations. Bushy-Tooshy had been evicted from paradise for hoodwinking children into perverted sex. The Real God, instead of killing his own kid, banished him to a remote corner of the universe, and in floating around in the middle of nowhere, Ralph happened upon one of the Earth's Gardens of Eden where he set up shop and pretended to be God.

The entire animal community, including the Little Chicken family, being incredible unschooled and naive, had no way to know a real God from a fake one with a few magic tricks, so when cosmic con man Bushy-Tooshy showed up, all the animals were not only scared shiftless, they bowed and worshipped Budhy-Tooshy as if he really were God. By the way, back home where Ralph came from, his real name was Ruff Fat-Ass.

Tce.

Most children are taught of good and to be good. Rarely are they shown how and where evil really lies. Evil dresses itself up as good; puts forth a bright, shiny surface and sings with golden throat and silver tongue. To the naive ear, the lies sound like music and promises of manna. The following is a quote from a fantasy interview the devil him/herself:

To know the truth, one must penetrate the facade of faces. Only inside, can one meet content and context. When we listen with our inner ear we can hear when silver tongues are selling false messages. Only with true knowledge of good and evil can one be free to choose. Until then, mechanical men continue to strangle each other in the name of piety. Until then, mechanical men continue to rape Sacred Mother Earth in the worship of their revered deity "The Great God Money".

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For the ego-atheists, might makes right. Wealth and power rule. For a look at the beliefs held by the worshipers of the Great God Money, see the list below: The Ego-Atheist Sacred Doctrine.***

*** The Ego-Atheist, Sacred Doctrine of
The Church of Cheezus Dollars.

The typical villain in a crime thriller, such as a James-Bond-type book or film, exhibits certain character traits. Like dogs bark and cats meow, villains also express their own predictable behavior patterns. Below is a not-so-subtle, poke-fun-at-um description of those behaviors. Unfortunately, we also, at times, see some of these character traits in real life ego-atheists.

A) Self-interest as Prima Donna.

B) The only criteria for judging actions is "THE-BOTTOM-LINE.” --
What is the physical result? -- Did I get what I want?

C)    Acts of war'ship to the deity, The-Great-God-Money" are rewarded,
          not in some pie-in-the-sky-by-and-by kind of way, but in the
          “prove-it-to-me,” “show-it-to-me” tradition of: "Lie another lie
          and kiss my thigh all the way to the bank."

D) All the invisible hocus-pocus that the old, "religious fools" call “spirit"
has been neatly thrown away.

E) There is absolutely no consequence or responsibility for any actions --
unless the doer gets caught in the act.

F) The long-term effects of one’s actions upon the Earthly environment and
upon future generations are completely irrelevant.

G) As war’shippers of The Great God Money, they even have their own
Golden Rule: “He who holds the gold, rules.”

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Don't choose.

Big D Remember, Stoney, I, as The Great God Money, and my three favorite archangels, Ego, Fame, and Power, have been around for a long, long time, so I hope, for your sake, you ask that question as a reporter soliciting documentation for a story and not out of personal naiveté.

But What if I’m Wrong?

When deciding which of the three assumptions to use as a guide for your everyday behavior, it’s always advisable to consider the consequences of your actions and how you will correct a mistake later if your choice turns out to be off the mark. You’d be wise to live your life in a manner where, as much as possible, your errors are correctable. For example, if you live an exemplary life and atheism turns out to be the correct assumption, your error is all but meaningless. You’ve lost little or nothing. However, if you’re a perpetual bad-ass and Christian one-life-ism turns out to be the truth, you’ll spend eternity burning in hell. That’s a heavy-duty, non-correctable error.

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Notes and References ²

Comparing Fundamental Christianity with Universal Spirituality